1. Current cookie setup
Absurdiland does not use analytics, advertising, personalisation or cross-site tracking cookies. It does not use Google Analytics, Meta Pixel or an equivalent behavioural tracker.
The hosting and security layer may set strictly necessary technical cookies to deliver the website, identify malicious automated traffic and remember that a security challenge has been passed. These cookies are not used by Absurdiland to build visitor profiles.
When a customer chooses member login, Absurdiland sets strictly necessary first-party cookies for the signed-in session, the daily daily visual access check and one-time purchase linking. Google may use its own technical cookies only when the customer selects Google login.
2. Technical cookies that may appear
A particular cookie appears only when the corresponding security feature is triggered or enabled. Cloudflare publishes additional details in its cookie documentation.
3. Why there is no consent banner
The current cookies are strictly necessary for website delivery, account login and security, or are loaded when the customer expressly chooses the Google login service. They are not used for advertising or behavioural measurement. We disclose them anyway because invisible machinery should not become mysterious machinery.
If non-essential cookies or tracking technologies are introduced, Absurdiland will update this policy and request valid consent before activating them.
4. Browser controls
You can block or delete cookies through your browser. Blocking strictly necessary security cookies may cause a challenge to repeat or prevent the website from loading correctly.
5. Contact
Questions about this policy can be sent to hello@absurdiland.com.